Life

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? - Unknown

Life is a dangerous business. After all, one could perish. – MJ

Old age comes at a bad time – San Banducci

If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on life’s big disappointments - Ashleigh Brilliant

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. - Andy Warhol

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional - Red Green

Life is a losing proposition - Joseph Hooper

I wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

At my age I'm pleased to be anywhere - George Burns

God gives nuts to those with no teeth - Arab proverb

By the time we've made it, we've had it - Malcolm Forbes

When you become senile, you won't know it - Bill Cosby